Because...Lasers!

Found this at the thrift shop today, $20.00, retails for over 500$ US, couldn't just leave it. Had to buy it, if only to sell it on, for the opportunity to write copy for it, mischief abounds...The table and chairs are listed (sold 1 chair already..), the desk is listed, the sofa listed (for free, go to hell, sofa, you brown corduroy monstrosity!), this, on the other hand, will be fun... 

Exactly as pictured, like new. A $549.00 US$ Product New. Buy it from me for a mere $220 or come over and bathe in it's unholy glow for a mere $20.00/hour. 

Before using the Super Grow Laser

After using it for 3 months...

Clearly I didn't know when to stop using it...

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