And this, spotted on Facebook Marketplace:
A fucking helicopter, only $20, 000.
Now, I've known I need a helicopter for quite a while, and were it not for my abysmal finances I'd be pulling the trigger on this. I don't need another fucking piece-of-shit walk-down-the-mountain jeep, I need a helicopter. Owner with more knowledge? That's me. I'll figure it out or die trying. And doesn't every post-apocalyptic Mad Max movie feature a loon in a home-built chopper? I am that loon. This would also add some much-needed action to the movie version of my life. As for licensing, well, in Nelson the police don't have helicopters and I'm pretty sure I could arrange to have this parked on the roof of my building. In fact I'm going to go talk to the landlady now...
This would be so much better than "Prospector on a Jet-Ski", although I don't see why there couldn't be a crossover series...
(So far appeals to my children for financing have gone unanswered...go figure)