There's been a few of these, almost always they are capitalizing on looks that have long since disappeared, Model #1, a swinging Christian, photo and weight about 10 years out of date. A lot can happen in 10 years, say nothing...

The second, former Model and Mormon, photo 20 years out of date, unrecognizable in her current shape. Absolutely batshit crazy, most of the psychologists I've dated have been, dated meaning coffee, beer, it's curious the dissociation between their personal and professional lives, "Heal Thyself" springs to mind, and there begins the worry...what is it about me that so attracts them...?

Model #3, photo 20 years out of date, over drinks she thanks me for not walking out on her, other dates have spotted her and told her they can't do this, just left her at the bar, I'm trapped now, don't want to be another one of "those guys", its a cruel world.

The internet is a lonely place. If there's a moral to the story, it's never date anyone who tells you they were a model.

This internet dating, it's becoming a journey of self discovery, I had never considered myself shallow before, am trying not to be, but in the olden days I would discover people that interested and attracted me, date them and discover - for better or worse, what we had in common. Over the internet, on the basis of a few commonalities we try to discover attraction, it puts the cart before the horse...

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