Now, my latest multi-billion dollar idea, for sale to the highest bidder: Crypto-Biz-Mal (or: Crypto-bysmal).
The serious antacid for the crypto enthusiast who is tired of butterflies in his stomach.
"Now with a little added hint of fentanyl so you can ride the crypto-roller-coaster like a pro...".
Look, I came up with the f***** name, you can do a little bit of the marketing.
Just pay me for the bloody name...