And so I've another scheduled trip to the dentist, only without a car and so a friend steps up, opportunity for her to visit her family, and we're off. Beautiful autumn colours, stop at a pub in Rock Creek for lunch.

The pub, far better on the inside than outside, lunch, the big "Fell off the back of a GFS Truck" feast, onion rings, chicken wings, cheese sticks, chicken fingers, spring rolls, celery/carrots, fries, gravy. 

Fucking appalling. $40 for maybe $4 worth of food, chicken wings cut from chicks still in the eggs, fingers more aborted McNuggets, spring rolls without filling, Onion rings that forgot the onion, carrots/celery recycled since the beginning of time, I mean, this was the worst - and most expensive - iteration of the classic Kootenay Roadhouse Menu I've seen in my life. It's like GFS has a secret menu for even worse food that what they usually sell these places, somehow, if possible, they managed to sell them on the "D" menu, half the price of the "C" menu which is what most places buy and is easily ranked as "appalling". 

What kills me is that while it's far too generic, commonplace, the menu virtually identical to every other restaurant for a couple of hundred miles, it doesn't have to be. You could - from scratch - make an amazing fried cheese. Or Chicken Wing. Or French Fry, or Chicken Finger or Spring Roll or - well, all of it, you just have to know how to cook and take 5 minutes to prep it. But I swear GFS unloads this shit directly into the deep fryer and - the results, well, you know, you know. 

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Onward to Kelowna, a couple of thrift shops, I pick up a few nice shirts, pair of pants, if you're into thrifting, Kelowna, it's the place to be. Any number of treasures, and I could have searched a lot longer, harder, only I was being done a favour and didn't care to impose further. 

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The Dentist, fine, the standard, and then home, a couple more thrift shops, if I'd had time I might have found some treasures, the quality of the post-consumer landfill there is great, far better than the Kootenays, only I was a little disinclined, the dentist, the impatience of my ride, and so I cut it short, but next year, new vehicle, and I'll be making the trip for sure...

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