The tablecloth inspires me with what must be a prairie Urban Legend.

That of the Mennonite Love Making. 

It goes like this.

The Mennonites, (or Hutterites, or Amish, or pick you minority bible group...) have grown rather inbred.

TO curb this they try to bring in new blood.

They solicit young men at bars, then bring them back to their farms where they're introduced to the "Young Amish Girl"; a breeder chosen by them, and they make love to her through a hole in a sheet. Supervising all this is an Amish man reading from the Bible. 

Now, this rumor, as titillating as it is, exists in some form of or another across North America, but while I've heard many variations and heard many people swear as to its veracity I've never met anyone who's actually done it.  Or has confessed to having done it might be more accurate.

But a curious urban legend nonetheless. 

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