A phrase we coined to "upsell" larger, obviously budget-minded parties that would invariably order pasta instead of entree's off the menu. 

The humor in this relies largely on the fact that the owner of the restaurant breaks into loud song upon reading a bill of 10 entirely different pastas...the "Pasta Fiesta" song, not so charming if you speak Italian or English or are seated any where near the kitchen. But then perhaps it's only fair that you hear this... 

"You Mother Fuckers...what are you trying to do? Kill me? Porco Dio! Porco Madonna!" ....and the lyrics vary after this....

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