More finds on Ebay. Although as you've probably already suspected (I didn't, I'm gullible), I've noticed a similarity in style between some of them and suspect there's a market there for merchandise mass made for suckers just like me.
But I'll post them anyways.
Translated: "My husband brought a mermaid to our home and I was very jealous because he no longer paid me attention . One day that my husband went to work and the mermaid was slept in her pond, I grabbed her with a fishing net and I took her to throw to the sea. I thank to the Virgin de San Juan because now my husband already pays me more attention."
Translated: "Samuel Rodríguez was in love with two mermaids that had charmed him with their songs and he no longer ate, neither he slept, neither he wanted to work and there were days he spent in the bottom of the lake listening to them. Until one day that he saw them eat ravenously with their enormous mouths full with teeth. He thanks to the Virgen del Rosario because that vision was what liberated him of the bewitch of those monsters "
Translated: "All people love my food and they ask me the secret of my good season. My big secret is that the Virgin de San Juan sends to her angels so that they can give the last touches to my stews with some salt here or of cilantro and parsley over there every thing becomes tasty. I thank the Virgin for this wonder."
Translated: "When I was mopping the kitchen I slid and I fell down on the basket with kittens, I thanks to the Virgen because miraculously I didn't squashed my cat kittens because I quite fat."
I just love the way everything is floating and the cat's hair is on end. Apparently it has something to do with using the wrong mushrooms in a recipe....
Translated: "Suzano Romero felt really embarrassed because her husband would model her dresses for her friends and through many prayers to San Antonio it finally stopped."
