Rod Boyle - Human Random Number Generator

As rent is a little tight this month I have decided to partner with myself and raise some money through advertising revenue.

Counting on the fact that my website attracts an erudite and scholarly readership, I have to confess that I have a rare, savant-like ability to generate random numbers. This was discovered at an early age, when the 20 sided di rolled down a deep, dark and smoldering vent during a fast-paced and action packed game of Dungeons & Dragons, I became "The Di", generating at will random numbers for my fellow players.

While I no longer play Dungeons & Dragons, this is a skill I have exercised regularly and kept up with. Currently I'm able to generate entirely random numbers in excess of 10, 000 digits, which is no small feat. If you're in doubt, try it.

Hence I have decided to make use of my talent and prostitute my skills over the internet. Banner ads will appear shortly. Meanwhile, these are but a few of the services I will be offering:

1. Random Number Generation - Intigers, fractions, you name it. From $10 per digit. Delivery can be arranged via email, or if the purpose of the number is to be used for top-secret Cyphers or computer programs, via courier or Purolator Express. Please find some sample numbers and rates below.
   
   
   • 2 Digit Random Number - 12 - $20 CAN
   • 18 Digit Random Number with boundaries of -7¹³ to 10⁸ - 77623.0089153326321 - $180 CAN
   • Random Random Number (Will not exceed 100 Digits) - 1 - Fixed Rate $100 CAN
   • Random Numbers in Bases other than 10 - Base 7 Intiger - 6 Digits - 636211 - $60 CAN
   
   **Rates above do not include shipping and handling. No freight charges are applied if sent via email.
   
   
2. Unique Number Generation - Unfortunately, due to the popularity of this service most unique numbers under 12 digits in length have been taken. However, there are an infinite number of Unique numbers above 12 digits in length still available, and to compensate for the non-availability of smaller unique numbers I'm offering a sale: Unique numbers 30 digits and under for only $100 CAN. + Shipping and Handling where applicable. These numbers can be sent to you via email, in WORD (.doc), or .txt format. All Unique numbers are tested against the leading search engines to ensure they are really unique - one of a kind, just like you.
   
   
3. Art Numbers - Having splurged on your own Random or Unique number, why not have me make it into a work of art? For anywhere from a few hundred to a few thousand dollars extra I can convert your Unique or Random Number into a contemporary art masterpiece - supported formats - .gif, .png, .jpg, that you can print out on your computer, to "Hard copy" artworks using such mediums as paper, pen, ink, acrylic or oil on canvas or mixed media. In any size you choose.
   

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TO order your own Random or Unique number, or have a quote prepared on converting your number to a work of art, please email me at This email address is being protected from spambots. You need JavaScript enabled to view it..