Image: Lyle Lovett, Rupert Everett, Benicio Del Toro

There's a game that customers play when they want to ingratiate themselves to the waiter. It's the "What Celebrity do you most look like" game. 

So far I've had one Benicio Del Toro, one Rupert Everett (I've had him before) and 3 Lyle Lovetts. Now Lyle Lovett isn't a celebrity that you should attribute to your waiter if you're trying to ingratiate yourself to him. Although I have to say there's a slight resemblance...SLIGHT is the operative word, perhaps more a shared expression of "What am I doing with this haircut", but that's where I'll end it. As for Rupert Everett, well, slight again, but I find him rather bland. And while I'd be the first to acknowledge that Benicio Del Toro's a very handsome man, there's absolutely no resemblance whatsoever apart from the bags under the eyes and his rather natty dress sense.

If I had more time I'd patch them all together and find the resemblance. But I don't. 

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