Avoiding the Volunteer thing at the moment, M* is back, had a great time on the island, but....
Where's all his stuff?
I knew this would happen.
All the unsorted dirty Tupperware and broken coffee mugs and pots and pans, where's it all gone?
He's spoken to the other staff, wants to have a meeting, wants to call the police, there should be an investigation, all the (now defunct) Christmas and Halloween decorations, where has it all gone?
I'm warned away by the staff, he's in a mood, best to take the week off, and they've explained that - while he was away, his department had the highest sales it's ever had.
That doesn't improve matters.
So this week, my time my own, and maybe I should be painting...