Somewhere along the line I clicked on this and, having done so once have been continually fed posts from this subreddit.
OP posts a photo, asking "what is this bug", it's been found on their body, sofa, clothes, in their bed, on the carpet...
You already know. 99/100 it's a bedbug. Bad news and everyone gives condolences and advice as to how to best fumigate the place.
Sometimes it's a spider or cute weevil or creepy centipede, but - otherwise, it's always a bedbug.
So, this time OP posts a video of a tiny little bug dancing in the palm of (presuming 'her' from avatar and username) hand, asking "What is this bug? Found a couple of them on me..."
And this time it's a crab louse.
Hilarity in the comments ensues.
It doesn't help that Crab Lice are considered a species on the verge of becoming endangered...
Link: https://journals.lww.com/stdjournal/fulltext/2014/06000/pubic_lice__an_endangered_species_.8.aspx
Suggestions range from declaring OP's bush a "Protected Area" to ... well, sound strategies for removal, provided it's not breaking any laws.
Anyways, funniest thread I've read in a while...