This, the latest in "get your deal on", first it was the Cigarette guy, discounted native cigarettes, inferior in every way but it's a filthy habit no matter what and so I'm just going to use them as an excuse to smoke less and save up some money.
Then there's the meat dealer, apparently choice cuts for a fraction of the cost you'd pay at the grocery...He's been paid, but has yet to deliver.
It’s like I’m living in Mother Russia where all of your needs are met on the Black Market and everyone lives in a completely different economy...