I love a good theory, and even better, a really bad theory elaborately worked out. It turns out the Flat Earther's have expanded their theory to include the trees mentioned in the bible. Giant Trees. The proof is everywhere, if you know what to look for - and as the theory explains, most of the flat-topped mesas and places like Devil's Tower are actually ancient antediluvian tree stumps. They even go so far as to explain they're from a time when life was silicon based...for those of you that might suspect they were "rejecting science" this is clear proof that they're in fact embracing science...and additional proof is thrown in with a scene from "Avatar", which, as you know, is real...
LINKS:
- Flat Earth Science and the Bible
- Via Secret Energy
- Conjecture Views - (takes great pains to highlight bits of text to reveal hidden messages everywhere. Someone needs to take their meds...)
- Exohuman
The last actually has an 80 minute video explaining the theory and refuting our narrow-minded trust in "conventional" science. These ancient forests, of which remain only tree stumps the size of mountains, are from the "silicon age", and the narrator frequently exhorts us to "wake up" and see the truth. Ah, slippery truth, still, it keeps the world an interesting place, only make sure you don't sublet a room from one, that kind of craziness can be contagious...