And, because I am still sick and not capable of anything greater, watching this. Cheesy, silly, but at the same time remniscent of those old Saturday Matinee movies of old, like the original intent of "Indiana Jones" or "Star Wars", or the "7th Voyage of Sinbad: before they became "cult classics". Merely a good escape from reality done via cinema. To even attempt to review it is to miss the point.
Watching it online here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4l2jLR7Y8Q&t=3453s