Starring Dan Trejo, Don Johnson, Steven Seagal, Robert DeNiro, Lindsey Lohan, others. 

An absolutely 5 star B movie, filled with ridiculous dialogues, oversaturated blood and violence, sex, car chases, showdowns, etc. 

A perfect mash-up of old Japanese/Westerns, tilted towards an audience generally not myself, but - it wasn't trying to be anything else; just shock/humour/fun, in the ultra-violent Grindhouse-B-Cinema sort of way.  That said, definitely not for everyone...

Odd, though, the central conflict is the hispanic community dealing with "patriotic" prejudice, illegal immigration, ICE agents...wow; they saw the future. Only in the movie they knew how to deal with it...we're still wringing our hands, and the baddies we have now are far, far worse...

Now, apparently Sisu: The Road to Revenge is out, and if I do nothing else this evening it'll be that...

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