Sunday, and I've tickets to a couple of the Animated Objects Festival productions. Specifically, The Book of Jonah and Handmade Puppet Dreams by Heather Henson.
Now The Book of Jonah is in the Lantern Church basement in Inglewood, and we should be cued by the abundance of young children in the audience. Very young children, aged 5 and under. But still, we've bought the tickets and we stay. 45 minutes of shadow puppetry with the young kids calling out things like "What's the wire" and laughing whenever the word of God hit Jonah on the head. Interesting, but long, and the voice of God seemed a bit, well, serious...which is probably what you get when you see a puppet production of a gospel in a church basement. Very mildly entertaining I was mentally killing Jonah in a variety of ways long before the whale got to him, and when finally he's eaten there's a 20 minute "interpretive" bit where Jonah's in the whale and the whale's in Jonah and they're both spinning around and spinning around to some ambient trance music.
Not for us. But, with a bit of tweaking it might be an acceptable production for young kids. But absolute bloody murder for the adults.
From there we move on to Handmade Puppet Dreams at the Plaza in Kensington, an selection of short films featuring live action puppets (vs. Stop-motion animation). And these are simply disturbing, weird, weird, weird. The opening number looks as if it were inspired by Pokemon and Dark Crystal, the following productions get even weirder, a (Polish? Czech?) puppet who destroys books and fondly recounts the days before the Nazis and his Gypsy Lover...voiced over in English by the guy who does movie trailers, the puppets cast in that clear poly-resin you see so many "collectible" figurines cast in nowadays. And others. The boy summed it up best: "It's as if we paid somebody else to take drugs for us and watched the results....".
1 Exception: EVERLOVING - it looked CGI, but was shot upside down and under water and in reverse, about bags and scraps of paper that blow together in the wind and form - for a few moments - something approaching sentience before dissolving. I've tried to find a YouTube video of it, to no success. It was exceptional, the rest - well, ...
It's been enough suffering for the boy for a single day, and so I drop him off at home, he's puppeted out and I've a headache that's grown steadily worse throughout the day.
But I'm not done. After the boy's dropped off I find Club Sapien and attend a lecture by Marsian on Puppet and Object Fetishes - People marrying landmarks, RealDolls, cos-play, furries and such. Fascinating subject matter, and I haven't linked to any of the topics here because if you don't know what I'm talking about you should do your own investigations.
And sadly that's it.
Links: Puppet Uprising, PuppetSlam (blog by Marsian), Handmade Puppet Dreams