My find of the day - found a few days ago, put aside, then lost, then found again today:
"Divine Union, Divine Purpose". Mary Magdalene and Jesus sharing a glass of wine.
A bit of googling and I find it: https://www.gaiarising.com/products/western-mysteries-statue-divine-union-5-5
Mine is a bit smaller - maybe 2 inches, resin made to look like ivory, cheesy as all get out - but there's no king of Kitsch and Bad Taste bigger than Jesus. And doesn't Mary have a fetching bosom? And isn't Jesus's chest - well, something? Anyways, my treasure of the day...