I'm in a tower - medieval, inside the tower there's a queen sized bed, around the bed there's a deep moat and all around both the moat and the bed there's the walls of the tower.
We've stashed all the furniture in the moat, all my possessions, and we're under siege. Missiles are coming in through the top of the tower, landing on the heaps of furniture in the moat, so far, at least, they're missing the bed.
It's George Bush and his son, George Bush, I don't know what I've done to offend them but the missiles still keep falling, still missing the bed. They're mostly squibs, small explosions on the furniture, and they seem to be getting more intermittent, they're running out of ammunition. I'm glad, I don't want all my furniture to be wrecked.