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It's a weekend with children. Garage Sale Week 5, tomorrow: Okotoks.
SO the boy arrives, he's not nearly as delighted with the spider as I thought he oughtta be. He refused to enter the bedroom until I moved it into the office, and then called his mother to report that the room was "clear".
And we talk about the stabbing and the neighbors, I get some bags and gloves and we pick up the rubbish in the yard. Might as well make use of the dumpster while it's here. There's the row of cigarette butts leading to their door, bags of refuse left behind by cowboy contractors in the alley, refuse refused by even the trashmen, there are diapers, broken bottles, slurpee cups, beer cans. It takes us an hour but when we're done it's a different yard. A yard that needs mowing, but there's the issue of the dumpster.
Meanwhile Papa Stabby has shown up, he's all right, apparently it was a family dispute, younger brother took issue with older brother after a night of drinking and took a knife to him. Older Brother's fine, he'll be in the hospital for about a month and lose some of his intestines but otherwise he'll be fine. The younger brother, well, he had some warrents out and so Papa Stabby guesses he'll get a year or two in jail. He was worried he was going to be arrested as well.....
It's a family thing.
It's a lesson in how not to live for the boy. He's paying attention. And Papa Stabby has gotten a new truck, no drivers license but somehow that's not an issue, should save them about $150.00 a day in cab fare, and the babies are crawling around the back yard so he takes his girlfriend for a spin and they're off.....
Garage Sale Find - Week 4
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Last week, another big round of garage sailing. (No, that's not a mispell. I've coined a new spelling that captures the romance.)
No big finds, a very old Medalta Butter Crock (#5), a bike for my daughter. And this for the boy:
A taxidermy tarantula.
It's been mounted between 2 panes of glass, so you can view it from the other side and admire it's wooly underbellly where the legs join onto the body. And it's fangs. Very long fangs, almost half an inch, highlighted with lacquer. All in all the spider probably measures 8 inches square.
Now it might seem odd, but the boy has long had some weird phobia about spiders. He blames it on me, accuses me of torturing him with a rubber reproduction when he was younger, of being tormented when camping with tales of the giant spiders in the demon outhouse....
Me, I blame heredity. As a child I was terrified of spiders. As were my sister and brother. He's just carrying the torch, it's in the genes. Our ancestors, once upon a time, probably lived in a land filled with giant spiders and learned fear as a mechanism to survive, fear kept us alive while those fearless in the tribe were captured in webs and devoured.
The boy doesn't buy it.
But I'll help him to beat this fear, I've mounted the spider over his bed. And he'll be so surprised, so grateful at my thoughtfulness...
My daughter was very impressed when I showed her. I offered to let her take it home, but she wasn't so sure that she wanted it, and so now it lurks for him...
More from the Crime Scene
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Now the police have shown up to "Bag and Tag", if that's the correct CSI phrase. The view from my kitchen window. (The bars are to keep the neighbors out.)
The little yellow tags mark the bloodstains where the victim staggered back into the house. No word as to who was the victim and who was the perp. I gather the perp. has been taken into custody, but I'll look for the story in the Herald nonetheless. If I weren't so behind on my rent this might be a good time to negotiate a reduction.....
Crime Scene
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This morning, 3:00 AM, the doorbell rings. A midnight cab. I sleep through it. There's no way I'm getting up in the middle of the night to redirect a taxi driver, they can miss it.
And then, 7:00 AM and I'm vaguely awake, making coffee in the kitchen I notice a big yellow crime scene tape winding around to the back door. And I go outside for a cigarette and there's a police car, the crime scene tape winding around the whole front yard, I think they (the neighbors) must have gotten home late, played a little joke...but there's the police car, and I'm still a little groggy....
And a police officer gets out and tells me that he tried to wake me, that there was a fight in the yard last night, I need an escort if I want to leave the house.
The neighbors.
And I'm still a little groggy, but when it sinks in I finally ask: "All this for a fight?" and he tells me that it was a stabbing...
I wonder which of the neighbors or many guests it might have been. I was tired and didn't hear a thing. There's some blood on the sidewalk, the victim's fine (whoever that was), just stabbed is all...they're waiting on the CSI to show up and get some pictures, shouldn't be too long. ...
Now it's me, I know it's me, I'm a snob, everybody's different; probably they would write (if they could write) equally damning things about me.
And I'm worried about the utilities they owe, because I'm small-minded like that and money's tight, and I wonder if I should send a photo to the landlord, the skip on my lawn, police car, the crime-scene tape. The great impression we're making with our neighbors on the block, take a chance, maybe I can get new neighbors, not that there's anything wrong with the ones that I have, but they're, well, .....
They're not my sort of people.
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