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Prospectors
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Yeah, what happens on the mountain, stays on the mountain. I just watched 4 seasons of this so you don't have to.
Imagine a "reality" "adventure" "prospecting" show that was created expressly created for the Weather Network and you'd have this. Exactly this. "DRAMA", meaning the scripted overreaction to predictable weather - "SURPRISE" - and the escalating weather conditions over 4 seasons - from rain and lightning in episode one to "ThunderSnow!!" (I'm not making this up, I swear, and I didn't Photoshop the screen-capture above...), to Tornadoes. (Cut to Stock Footage of Tornado), Escalating threats of VIOLENCE with Claim-Jumpers (by episode 2 characters are carrying GUNS), the "Love Interest" (last husband died, one year later she finds new one, they get tattoos, happy, by season 4 he's disappeared and unmentioned in favor of a cute female California miner), people painfully reciting obviously scripted lines, obviously scripted rockfalls, dramatizations, reenactments, boring, incorrect and occasionally outlandish "factoids", "Experts" a'la Antiques Roadshow or Storage Wars, over-valued finds, families, people of every level of competence and success...
Fuck I'm glad it's over. I mean, for every 21 or 43 minute episode I could maybe get 2 or 3 minutes of good, new information. The rest, all complete and utter bollocks...
But I can imagine for the Weather Network this is perfect filler, and it's proven surprisingly popular, people rooting for their favorite miner to get ridiculously rich, praying for the Christian family (that prays together before mining), they're living the American Dream after all, Seniors trapped in their houses by adverse weather buying every scripted, edited and preposterous minute as fact..."he's still down with his injured finger....wasn't able to make it up to the claim...", the show's still finding it's formula, mixing up the characters, as TV goes, reality or otherwise, it's bollocks...but a lot like prospecting, in that, in all the bullshit and drama, irrelevant and inaccurate factoids, occasionally there's a bit of good information you might be able to use...never very much, and youtube has far better resources, but it's over now and I can move on...
Lake Louise
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Sunday, take the sane Italian waiter for a hike up to the plain of the Six Glaciers behind Lake Louise. It's been a long winter, mild, but too much work, not enough prospecting, this isn't strictly speaking a prospecting trip, but I'd like to take a look at some different rocks and start getting back into shape.
Almost 9 KM from Lake Louise to the Plain of the Six Glaciers, 18 round trip, the Tea Hut is closed...It's good I didn't know this, or chances are we wouldn't have went...Sometimes it's good to go into things blind. The trail, a lot of snow past the 4 KM mark, the weather, fine, warm even, ...
The View up the Mountains...
The View from 8.6 or thereabouts KM of the Chateau Lake Louise...
Some pretty ferns opening beneath some rocks...
And, finally, at the 4 KM marker on the way home...
Meanwhile, I'd spent the half hour up at the Plain of the 6 Glaciers trying to reacquaint myself with hardrock geology, looking for indicators of, well, anything...
Merely keeping a hand in...
Florida Man
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And discussing potential vacation destinations the daughter suggests "Florida". And while there's an awful lot there to interest me (archaeology, Spanish Galleons spilling pieces of eight, Disneyworld, Caves, the Everglades, etc, etc) I just can't do it...
"Have you never heard of the Florida Man? Look up the Florida Man!!"
Find here a list of headlines involving the rather infamous Florida Man...his Twitter Feed, if you will. Yeah, Florida, another time maybe...
Garage Sales - 2016
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Last week it began, in earnest, with the Good Samaritan Rummage Sale. An hour and a half in line, my standard positioning, next to bookfairy and another rather intrusive chap and his sister. Bookfairy, retired, hopeful as to some finds, we're chatting and intrusive keeps interrupting, wants to tell us about all his finds, at auction, a set of Birks diamond engagement rings he bought a few weeks ago, he just happens to have them in his pocket, a lucky portion of a job-lot of costume jewelry, I feign interest, he's other stories too, about a lawnmower he bought and...a toolchest...bargained up the price of a motorcycle...he drones on, an hour and a bit, a narrated catalogue of consumer rubbish bought at terrific markdowns, he loves this...
I don't get a word in edgewise, have nothing to contribute to this, just have to make the requisite noises, "Uh-huh" or "yeah" and he continues without pause...
The line grows, the usual suspects, there's easily two hundred people I could be stuck next to, better conversation than talky mctalker, but that's how it goes...
Finally, the doors open, a quick couple of tours, an antique clock, junktique, not working, that's the days treasure. Not worth rolling out of bed for, certainly not worth sitting next to talky mctalker for an hour on a cold bench outdoors...
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The next day, thrift shops, a garage sale, a few turns around the yard when I spot it. I haven't been practicing, my spidey-senses need to be tuned, but it's a perfect 3', maybe 3'6" new romantic statue of a shepherdess, carved out of peach alabaster, excellent condition, probably dating to the late Victorian period, rare craftsmanship, she resembles a Madonna, the aspect of her face, modest downward glance, but the shepherds boots, book in her hand, purse suggest otherwise...probably a crossover piece carved by some out of work Italian stonemason, the new romantic tradition with Christian subtext...too good to leave, I enquire after the price, "Make an Offer", I hate this, would rather see a price and then dicker, I throw out $15.00 and make the deal for $20.00 ... it's a great find.
Now I didn't particularly mean to bargain so hard, not on such a great piece, but I knew I would be passing it along at a loss, or no appreciable profit, and so this was my justification...I don't have any real need for garden kitsch, no matter the quality or price...
It's heavy, sits in the back of the Jeep until work on Monday wherein I show it to the owner of the restaurant, get my $20 back, although he'd "Prefer if I got one of a stripper...", conceding she's got "nice boobs", and I'm heartbroken that this is the best home I could find it, but I'll know better next time, throw my finds onto Kijiji and show a profit...
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Yesterday, weekend two and I know better than to bring any finds into work...Start the day at the Confederation Park 50+ center, show up at 7:59, forgot that this one started at 8:00, didn't matter...the line was comparatively short...hit the jewelry, a pair of silver & ebony cufflinks, mens clothing a bust, tour the junk floor, some miscellaneous kitchen/art supplies, two, three, four times around the floor, finding nothing, but there's no rush, the next sale won't start until 9:00...
Find an antique green inkwell... 50 cents, not bad...
...and on the fourth or fifth pass I spot it. There's a lot to take in here, it's overwhelming ...
How I missed it's beyond me, how rusty I've grown, and how lucky I am it was still there. $50, a Jaeger La Coultre "Atmos" Mantle clock, in fine working order...I've looked for one of these forever, and only when you stop looking do you find. Exceptional.
This makes my day, but there are still a few places left on my list, off to the K of C rummage sale a few blocks away...And here I pick up a gate-leg table with 4 chairs, $150.00. It's 8:56 and that completes my day...
A few other trifles, antique edition of T.E. Laurence's "The Seven Pillars of Wisdom" - he really did resemble Peter O'Toole, another set of cufflinks, but the day is done...
And there, in one brief hour, all the reasons I both go and have stopped going to garage sales...
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