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BDSM Wedding
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- Written by: Rod Boyle
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That there's a stage, wooden, and on it there's a handsome man and his bride, it's their wedding, he's big, cut, a real Tom O'Finland type, dressed in a leather harness, she, a smaller blonde in her own harness. They've taken a fancy to me, I'm best man or something, and their introducing me to all their guests, all dressed pretty much the same, different iterations of the same outfits, the men bringing their women to me on leashes as if to solicit my approval, the women, presenting themselves, and I lightly caress them, they lean into the caresses and protest, I'm not sure as to the etiquette here...
The neighborhood, it's run down, and a couple of blocks down I can see a liquor store, we're only a few blocks from the beach but this neighborhood is unfamiliar, and I head down for some refreshments....
returning I recognize the building the stage and wedding is in, there's the main floor, the upstairs, it's the old Italian restaurant in Calgary I used to work in, and I'm explaining this to the guests, on the top floor Tom O'Finland is sitting with his bride, I'm noticing how the roof is in tatters, drywall is gone, insulation is showing, when suddenly there is a backhoe outside, scraping at the side of the building, it's being demolished even as the wedding continues, and people are falling from the stage into the rubble below, somebody will be killed, and I'm yelling at the construction people but they have their orders...
[*Bizarre. The building I recognized as Guido's most certainly was not, the city not Calgary, or Nelson, and nobody I knew in it...Maybe inspired by reading (De Sade), the girls at the bank (who all wore some pretty kinky outfits last time I was in, the one teller in a lycra made up to look like latex-skin-two top, and the other with a short shirt that had a separate band of cloth as a collar...)]
Housed
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This morning, meet the building manager, get a look-see at the apartment, clean, vacant, ready for me to move in. Immediately. I need a shower curtain, bathmat, pot, pan, I need to first go to my locker and relocate it here before buying anything, I need a couple of stools, armchair, sofa, bed, I need...
soap, bar soap and shampoo to shower with...Toilet paper, toilet brush, plunger...towels,
...laundry detergent and some Oxy-Clean....
...Food to put in the pantry. Lots of food. Good food. Olives. Cheese. A steak. A fork and knife - no, wait - 2, 3 of them. 4. 4 is an even number. 4 plates, 4 bowls, 4 coffee mugs, 4 of everything...Pot, Pan, Bodum, Pasta....Gnocci....Rice...staples....Asian Food...Coconut milk & curry and jars full of nuts and seeds and a little food processor so I can make tasty dressings for salads like garlic-chili-ginger and...
I'm gonna get fancy and get a glass for my vodka. Fancy fancy.
I'm gonna go pick up my mantle clock from the antique store and my candlestick phone from a friends...
I'm gonna run to Calgary and start emptying out that locker (and, having just been to Practicar, quoted $800 for a 2 day rental this might be a ways away...).
Anyways, this is an entirely new way of living that I'm not in the least prepared for. Not in the least. And so, keys jangling in my pocket, what to do, I work tonight - and tomorrow morning, no point moving in just yet, perhaps tomorrow night, if it's quiet and I escape work early and I can start, unpack the vehicle of my clothes and the dozens of books and bags of arrowheads, rocks, mixed-media art supplies, the trash that has piled up and accumulated, nothing that I need and everything I ever wanted but now, it's back to the basics...
...hangers for my clothes, a desk, ...
the list will go on and on, but for now - I have a fucking place to live in a place I want to be. Bloody hell how long has it taken me?
Undiscovered Tombs
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- Written by: Rod Boyle
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Using Chat GPT to generate content of interest to me:
As of my last update in September 2021, there were numerous ancient tombs and archaeological sites that remained undiscovered or only partially explored. Speculating on the specific contents of these tombs is challenging without concrete evidence, but here are ten historically significant tombs that have captured the imagination of archaeologists and historians. Please note that any discoveries or updates after my last update are not included in this list:
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Tomb of Genghis Khan (Mongolia): The elusive tomb of the legendary Mongol leader Genghis Khan has been the subject of much speculation. If found, it might contain the remains of the great conqueror and artifacts from the Mongol Empire.
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Tomb of Cleopatra and Mark Antony (Egypt): The burial sites of the famous Egyptian queen and her Roman lover have not been definitively located. The tomb could potentially contain artifacts from the Ptolemaic period and offer insights into their lives and rule.
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Tomb of Alexander the Great (Egypt or Macedonia): The final resting place of one of history's greatest conquerors, Alexander's tomb could contain his remains, valuable artifacts, and historical documents.
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Tomb of Nefertiti (Egypt): The burial site of Queen Nefertiti, an influential figure during the Amarna period, remains a mystery. If found, it could house exquisite artifacts from Egypt's 18th Dynasty.
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Tomb of Attila the Hun (Hungary or Romania): The tomb of Attila, the ruler of the Huns, is yet to be discovered. It might contain treasures and artifacts from the Hunnic civilization.
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Tomb of Emperor Qin Shi Huang (China): Despite the famous Terracotta Army discovered near Xi'an, the exact location of Qin Shi Huang's tomb and its potential treasures, including a life-size replica of his empire, remain unknown.
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Tomb of King Herod (Israel): The tomb of King Herod the Great, known for his ambitious building projects, could provide valuable insights into the ancient history of the region.
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Tomb of Cleopatra Selene II (Algeria): The final resting place of Cleopatra Selene II, daughter of Cleopatra and Mark Antony, has yet to be discovered. It might contain artifacts from the Ptolemaic period and the Roman Empire.
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Tomb of Gobekli Tepe (Turkey): Gobekli Tepe, an ancient megalithic site, is speculated to have underground chambers and possible burial sites that could reveal more about the religious beliefs and rituals of early civilizations.
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Tomb of the Prophet Muhammad (Saudi Arabia): The burial place of Prophet Muhammad, the founder of Islam, is not known for certain. If found, it could become one of the most significant religious and historical sites in the world.
It's important to emphasize that these tombs are currently undiscovered, and any speculation about their contents is purely hypothetical. Archaeologists continue to conduct research and excavations in these regions, hoping to shed light on these historical mysteries. Always consult up-to-date sources and research for the latest developments in archaeological discoveries.
The Nelson to Balfour Drunk-Drive Rally
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A newer model VW Jetta (?), overturned in a ditch near Balfour, high speed, crossed lane, lucky no-one was killed. Circumstances and accounts vary, but it's been there a month and a half, and the facebook "explanations" seem to suggest that somebody shouldn't have been driving, didn't remain at the scene of an accident, and is now trying to claim his/her vehicle was stolen.
Then, a few weeks ago another, the same, a truck thrown up an embankment, slowly slipping down, there two weeks again...
Which inspires me, they should have an official Nelson-to-Balfour Drunk Drive Rally, sponsored by a local liquor store and the auto wreckers, every participant must drink a Mickey then get to Balfour as quick as they can, the winner gets a $1000 prize...you could close the highway just for this, everyone would attend, it would be like the local version of Formula 51 or Grand Prix...
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