Year of Car: Old
Type: Jalopy
Price: $25.00 each or $40.00 for the pair
For a mere $25.00 apiece or $40.00 for the pair you too could own this pair of vintage/antique automobile horns. They recall the friendlier days of motoring, when to hear a horn didn't mean "Get out of my f#$#ing way you mother f#$@er before I shoot you in the f#$@@#! head"...Hearken to their inoffensive toots - these were used to say "Hi, Hans, beautiful day for a ride in a motor car, isn't it?" or "Careful little Dieter, play with that hoop on the sidewalk" or maybe even "Hi Greta, I've brought the bratwurst home today...". While they were designed with older cars in mind, I'm certain with a little work they can be adapted for your Lanzarote or Mazarati, turning a perfectly ordinary status symbol into a completely unique child friendly family sedan.
*Note: On 1 the latex bulb has burst. Use this for the passenger side, and when the passenger goes to toot you toot yours and so they'll never know it's not working.