This is a whole shit-ton of idiocy fed to me courtesy of Facebook the last couple of weeks.
I say idiocy because - well, while there is a lot to be admired there's a lot that's still not there.
It's not just limited to Facebook, I've noticed my "news feed" is starting to come up with AI generated articles that - from the headlines at least - make no sense whatsoever.
So I'll lead with those. Expect a humorous and scathing review of each beneath.
Beginning with Facebook's carefully censored ads:
Now, they got the audience right, who doesn't want a big pile of counterfeit cash?
And I can't see anything going wrong there.
Now, the "Read More" is there to protect you from a lot of CGI girls that Facebook thinks I want to follow, a few bogus "news" articles, and the "Cabin Crew" lot, which whenever I think I've seen it all finds ways to surprise me...
Now clearly no human being had a hand in writing this headline. Or, most probably, the article. Nonsense.
And this, clearly again no sense to be derived from the headline or photo. Just shit - confuse the viewer, make them click...
And, read the headline, look at the photo. At least they kind of match, but I somehow feel I'm being "radicalized" by pro-mole groups. No thanks.
Or the damned vegetarians... Great looking burger, BTW, where can I get one?
And this. Start from an absolutely absurd premise and go for the reactions...
Now I'm going to put in another page break. Make yourself a cup of coffee. Next up will be more Artificial Idiocies, along the "Cabin Crew" line, with cute stewardesses and Jesus and Planes, Sandworms, Waterfalls, Cliffs, Drag-Jesus, and many, many more... And if you survive that I have a whole pile of Fake "Models" to follow...
Yeah, there's no explaining this.
Jesus in the helicopter of pain saving Jesus from the waterfall...
Jesus not letting the cabin crew onto the plane. This - the mud, plane, stewardess, Jesus, what in the fuck was the prompt, and WHY WHY WHY?
As above, only who's holding the Umbrella? Doesn't God have better things to do...
And this, which bears no inspection, helicopter saving drag-Jesus from the lair of the sandworm....
No, he didn't make that sand-sculpture. And "Artwork" is stretching it...
Again, WTF?? That's not how to fly....
And here we have Pilot Jesus stepping on Dead Jesus in a mud filled plane. He's saving a Stewardess. Nobody sees anything wrong here...
Yeah, I don't know what's going on here.
Everyone loves Jesus. As they should.
Murder Jesus, stop the plane, dump the body. I don't think that's a good spot for landing or take off...
This is great. I love the cluster fuck of fingers and how she's just barely holding on...
This looks like an image of hell, as conceived by...
Well, "misunderstood" better than conceived, but still...
And ole' JC helping the old half-tiger half-human out of the jet. Because. This is what the world needs.
Bloody hell, still here? I'm going to call this an article. I'll make a seperate post on all the "models" that clutter my Facebook once I've done a scroll through...