Well, having seen enough disfigurement, birth defects, and the horrors of CGI Porn, who else but Jesus could save our hero?
Only Jesus. Which, since I screenshotted one and then another Facebook has been most obliging in feeding me more.
Hundreds upon hundreds of pictures of Jesus, I'm suspecting CGI (lol) - or AI - If you notice one of the girls has 6 fingers...(or 5 fingers no thumb).
Anyways, personally, if somebody told me Jesus was going to be my pilot I'd probably want to get on another flight...
Those stewardesses...must get heavy lugging that crucifix around. Korean airlines clearly doesn't have any weight or luggage restrictions. Looks like South America. But, I'm wondering, what's up with their fingers....and why #Scarlett Johannson??
They sure do love their Jesus...
Which has me wondering how Jesus can manifest a light sabre...I mean, if he can do that why doesn't he fix the little buggers hands? And when he's done that maybe fix that devils hand...no wonder he's so grouchy looking, all he wanted was opposable thumbs!!!
Now, this has me a bit wondering - I wonder if you have to specify *nationality* of the people, or if the AI merely renders the "average" person from the country of the IP making the request?
Again, like with the Pilot, pretty sure that Jesus doesn't make for a great parachute. And what's up with the USA patch?
Probably worth noticing the hands...couple of finger pile-ups going on there...
And what's with all the different accounts that are posting this?
Another interesting account. The tag: "Made it myself" is completely untrue. But it's a common motif...
Hmmm.. It's inspiring me to generate my own motif..."Footsteps in the Sand", with some BS about how I carried you (after your plane landed in the mud/in the graveyard/etc)...
I personally blame the pigeons....
Another bang-up job of something you clearly didn't "make yourself", the children are zombies, the tools inexplicable...
I could go on.
Those look suspiciously like funeral flowers, and those angels like tombstones...Is this airline promoting the graveyard as their final destination? Because if they are, they're doing a bang-up job...
And that stewardess, with her 3 fingered talon, well....
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And so ends my little AI fiasco on Facebook. As long as I stare at the wholesome Jesus AI pictures Facebook will feed me more, and Facebook once again will become a family friendly face. And by year-end I should be ready to head on down to the US and help overthrow the government...