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At his absolute best, irreverent improvisation, with 30 years of marionettes, song and bawdy innuendo to draw upon. I've seen almost every show he's done, there's few that compare, if you get a chance you should check him out...
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We'd intended to go on Sunday, but the combination of "Fool for Love" & "Rampart" proved too depressing.
So we're trying again. The boy's informed me that the crew of this play overlaps the crew of one he's involved with at school, and so there are some political points to be gained. We're early, outside the theatre, it's a contrast in neighborhoods - across the street are luxury condos, on this side of the street a mostly vacant lot with the wreck of a church passing for the theatre.
A few trees, neon pink condoms scattered around the trunk, "Look for rocks of crack cocaine" I tell the boy, it's that sort of area, shingles from the roof of the church litter the ground, props - an old guillotine? stand outside it, cigarette butts, a broken fence, this is why I like theatre folk, they subscribe to similar ideals of housekeeping.
We're early, the only ones there, the front door is locked and I'm beginning to doubt if there's even a play, maybe I got my dates wrong?
We wait, eventually the door is opened at 7:45, other theatre goers show up.
Inside, the theatre resembles nothing so much as a charity bazaar, piles of clothing and props poorly concealed with blankets and drapes, a few - perhaps 50 - folding chairs, small stage. It's good in it's way, but it must be hell to keep warm in the winter, the boy tells me that apparently they're being moved...
The Play, combination of mixed media, live actors and puppetry, centering in an abstract way upon a young girl in the 40's (50's?) whose life is torn apart by an Atom Bomb and the death of her mother. Projected imagery culled from pop-culture classics, "duck and cover" videos, it's all in all a worthwhile trip to the theatre. Short, running at about 70 minutes, and "pay what you can" pricing, which seemed to be a big lure with much of the audience. Local theatre worth supporting.
Link: Greenfools Theatre
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Sam Shepard's classic play, at the Pumphouse Theatre in Calgary.
Well done, well acted, worthwhile.
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Wednesday night free, and I'm off to the Opera. I've called the boy, a couple of times, he's invited, reward of sorts for having just read the book, finally at 6:00 PM I reach him, he's stranded somewhere in the SW, late rehearsal at school, we'll meet at Westhills Ciniplex.
Hurry - Jacket, Shoes, jeans will suffice, must hurry, rush hour is over. To the car, drive, traffic, red-light stop. Green light go, merge left, red-light stop. Green light go, turn left, red-light stop. Green light go, merge left, go, go, go, red-light stop. Green-light go. Red light stop. Left, left, left, 6:40 circling the ciniplex and the boys not there, circling, late, I'm late, I'm late, check time, boy running panting after car....
"You drove right past me...."
- "We're late...."
"I haven't eaten dinner...."
- "After the show...."
Skip the major thoroughfares, take the back-roads. We're late, Ciniplex to 14 St, the North to the Jube. 7:00. Whew. We're on time. Turn into the traffic line-up for the parkade and we're very shortly late again, give the boy the card - tell him to get us 2 tickets, best available, live-rush tickets, we're both alive and in a rush. Now wait to park.
Stop. Go 10 feet. Stop. Go 10 feet. Stop. Go 10 feet. Stop. Go 10 feet. Stop. Pedestrians crossing. Go. Stop. Go 10 feet. Stop. Go 10 feet. Stop. Pay attendant, cash only (I have cash, whew...), go 10 feet. 20 feet, circle parkade, find parking. 7:22.
Into the Jube, they're checking tickets at the parkade entry, I have no tickets, looking for the boy, looking for the boy, escorted to ticket line, where is the boy? Where is the boy? There he is....
"You need a live rush card to buy rush tickets...."
ANNOUNCEMENT: "The show will begin in 5 minutes. Please take your seats...."
SHIT. Wait in line, wait in line, wait in line, bad feeling as we get closer and closer to ticket kiosk. Whatever happens there won't be time to hit the bar. I need to hit the bar.
"Do you take debit?" - "no....machine over there..."
Jump velvet rope, cash machine, cash, back to line, buy tickets, wait, wait, finding seats, pay, finding change, wait, tickets printing, ....
And we're off. The last ones in the theatre. The boy notices as we jog down the corridor - "It's 3 hours long...."
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Intermission. Now this is what we've paid for. Double scotch - "We don't have double's pricing...." - "I don't care, give me a double - boy? And a mineral water...." Time now to hob-nob with the hoi polloi.
And we stroll about. This is the Opera. 30 minutes of checking out the audience, what they're wearing, the glittering young sausage stuffed lycra stockings, tieras, fancy dress, the boy recognizes a couple from his school, I recognize a few customers (but unless accosted don't speak to them, waiters can be snobs too....), I need another scotch but will have to drive in an hour, does it count as impaired driving if I let the boy drive? He's got his learners....I'll skip the scotch.
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Back to the Opera.
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Exit the Opera. Review of the Opera. Now, great visuals, sets, effects, and surely a large number of people were involved with this, a chorus of 50, roughly 10 principal leads, the story of Moby Dick told through singing and textual interpretations on the top of the screen - because most people (myself included) didn't understand what the fuck they were saying. Very little by way of acting, rather conventional opportunities scripted in for solos, duets, obligatory dance scenes, the music - recognized phrases from the Photographer, (Philip Glass) as well as Akhenaten, on it's own - a full symphony, but not a single memorable tune. Memorable visuals, yes, but that's it.
And the Libretti - all modern, spoken thoughts, words, no rhyming - how easy is this? Shit, It's as if someone got up on stage, forgot both the lyrics and the melody and made it all up off the top of their head. Think Dori speaking Whalish in "Finding Nemo".
Now I haven't seen enough operas to know if this is what they all do - they don't, I'm pretty sure, some have melodies or more "musical" bits in them, some must have rhyme, but not this one.
So that's it.
Link: http://www.calgaryopera.com/2011-2012Season/mobydick/
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To car, must escape parkade, stop, start, stop, start, stop, start, nightmare of traffic, find someplace to feed the boy. Despite my opinions on the whole affair he's impressed, that's good, it was an expensive night out. And on the way home, restaurant after restaurant is closed. It's Wednesday night after all. The boy assures me he's fine, he can forage in the fridge at home, but it's our big night out, I have to treat him, and finally we end up at Dominos, the only place open, where we order a couple of Donairs.
I thought they were donairs, it was an option written in red felt marker over top of the factory issued pizza order screen. In fact, they were Donair Pizzas, and so we have to sit down now to wait.
Reading material in Dominos, some free magazines, one that seems to cater to people who need to book conference spaces, there's the Banff Springs, the Convention Center in Edmonton, so many luxurious choices, who in the hell comes into Dominoes looking to book conference space? Bloody hell, they should be advertising local crack-houses. And the real estate magazines, boring, crooked looking realtors with big smiles welcoming you into a lifetime of debt, other preposterous lifestyle management magazines that seem strangely out of place in the take-away pizza joint.
Pizza is ready and we're done. Drive boy home, myself, so finishes a night at the Opera.
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The Sunday entertainment with the boy. Now I like Steve Martin, appreciate his brilliance, and I like the idea of Einstein meeting Picasso at a cafe in Paris, what conversations would ensue? How much potential is there in that?
Exactly.
There is, by the way, but we had rush tickets, as we seat ourselves I can't help but notice the audience much resembles another audience for a recent Noel Coward production we both saw. A bad omen.
The first 50 minutes of the play go fine, OK, some moments even good, but as the end appears to be drawing nearer and I'm stretching my legs Steve Martin begins introducing more and more characters, and more and more preposterous comedic events, he's not letting it end naturally. It's as if he's feeling obliged to give us a full 90 minutes of play for our money, regardless of how he does it, and the comedy grows increasingly strained.
And it goes from being not bad to not good in a hurry.
Enter Elvis.
Now it seems this is a plot device used by quite a few other playwrights as of late (think Jubilation's) the reasoning I can only imagine must go like this: "No play starring Elvis has ever lost money", or some other like-minded thespian superstition, because his presence, well, it lent nothing. In fact the boy and I have a shared joke that whenever Elvis enters the theatre it's probably time to get up and go, we couldn't as we were too tightly wedged in with the wheelchairs and seniors, but to leave would have been the kindest thing.
Elvis, Picasso and Einstein all have their moment. Load of bollocks. End play. Amusing in that sort of dark-joke's on you sort of way, we laughed a fair bit after the play, but seldom inside it. No bananas.
Kinder reviews here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Picasso_at_the_Lapin_Agile, YouTube version here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep1WKTAfa0k&feature=related. If you like the YouTube clip you might enjoy it, it's all a matter of taste after all.