I completely did not need this, but when have I needed anything?
Antique Candlestick Phone, no dial, because you just click on the receiver until the operator comes on and switchboard can patch you through...she'll know who you're trying to call.
Given that we pay the most of any civilized country for our telecommunications, this might be ONE way to make Telus work for it...
***Note - bad photo. Need to replace lens protector.