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Dave Duchovny's Left Nipple
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Like, line it up already....
OK. Sometimes I drink too much and start shit I probably shouldn't finish but at some point (episode 6) I get annoyed about trifles and call bullshit.
That said, on, off, episode 6 and I'm thinking this is the therapy I need at the moment. Some episodes are better than others.
Fun Fact: I think actually Dave Duchovny actually joined Sexaholics Anonymous. I seem to have some vague memory of this. And - probably false, but - hey, fits in with the whole "Californication" thing way too well. So I won't be bothered to fact check or Google it...
That said, I'm getting it. I mean, no, nowhere near as much as the titular Duchovny, but - yeah, I get it. The poolside conversation, I've had this epiphany before, understood
And her....my god, but the cheekbones - the swollen cheeks, artificially implanted, watch it and see - the same as Vancouver's "Spitting Image" puppet wives, the mockery of beauty.
Their weird-assed kid? WTF? Where did she come from? Who writes the dialogue for her? Have they ever met a child before? Really? She's the queen of awkward, irrelevant, and I doubt anyone could imagine a child like that and in any way think it's OK. They should have used a robot. Just my take...
So, did some googling, apparently "Hank Moody"'s based upon the persona of "Charlie Bukowski", contemporized, some 30, 40, 50 odd years later. Not a surprise, plenty of references, more surprised at how poorly they've done it.
And by Episode 8, enough already, I'll finish the season but it can't continue to be this patchy, I'm in need of amusement, not some sort of half-witted catharsis...and the way it ends, fucking bloody hell.
Overall, too much gratuitous sex, shallow and poor character development, mediocre writing.
Downloading Season 2 now...
Californication
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....because a former co-worker recommended it to me, on multiple occasions, apparently I'm the "Duchovny" character - "Hank Moody".
Which I appreciate, but, god-damn I need to be getting it a lot more to compete with the title...
Anyways, enjoyed the first couple of episodes, now watching Episode 5 - and, where the anti-hero actually stops fucking for a minute to make an intelligent diatrebe, and maybe, for a bit and briefly, I'm enjoying it...
Dag...
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I once posted pictures of her here before, older, hippy woman. Now 80, fashionably dressed, took her for dinner a couple of times...
She's a regular.
And - today she's breathless, has something to tell me...
It's a long story, involving fallen trees, animosity with a married neighbor turned to secret crush, and - today - this very morning - the first time in over 20 years...
She got lucky.
And I have to laugh, she's over the moon, like a young woman again, and I'm talking about burning the scarlet "A" into her breast, and calling her the "Town Bike", and she's taking it in stride...
But really...80 years old.
There might be hope for me yet...
My Spiritual Adventure
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An older couple - my age, so perhaps I should revise my definition, thinking, start referring to them as "Middle aged" or "Young", in the restaurant, she - my age, her partner a little older.
She is proofreading his novel. Is he her husband? Lover? Is she actually an editor? I have a few questions, but I'm busy enough that I have to let it pass.
And - you know, I've been here before, asked about other writer's works and forced to suffer the discomfort of their prose or ideals. But - as always, curiosity gets the better of me...
She, more than a little enthusiastic at the job ahead of her, has been waiting for just such a moment.
"It's about his spiritual journey..."
Now here I want to guffaw, this, well, isn't everyone writing about that? I mean, 20 odd years ago in Nepal I recall running into an American tourist with her hand written journal with just such the exact same title - well, "My Spiritual Journey". But, you know, I can't guffaw, it would be appalling manners, and I've opened it up and so now I get to listen...
I'm wondering who we know in common, if I should be enquiring if they know so and so or if there's any connection to some of the other more cult-like organizations around...
As my own interests have been somewhat tangent lately - specifically my podcast and audiobook listening preferences, I enquire if it's in the line of ... or ... and he's dismissive, no, no, this is a more "Advanced" spiritual practice book, not to sound snobby, but it's the companion to a earlier, more "Intermediate" book he'd written, and he's a bit abstracted, looking off, I can just take his word that he's more spiritually evolved than the average Koot. and wants to share his wisdom, and I'm enquiring with his partner if she's professionally an editor or proofreader, but, no, she's merely helping him to fact-check all the waypoints on his journey...
So, more of the colorful locals, and I'm thinking that if I'm going to improve my income I'll have to conquer my distaste for hypocrisy and set up my own brand of Imposture...
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