I saw this on Facebook and thought it was just AI generated slop. But, no, even AI couldn't make this shit up.
It turns out Kash Patel's promotion to head of the FBI might have been in part due to his literary interests, for example his children's book "The Plot Against the King"; which to share the summary:
"Kash Patel partners with Beacon of Freedom Publishing House, an imprint of BRAVE Books, to bring a fantastical retelling of Hillary's horrible plot against Trump to the whole family. Full of fake heralds and keeper Komey's spying slugs, this is a story of daring and danger. But never fear! ..."
We live in the worst of all possible timelines, where the most insane things are not only true and current but continually promise more inanity to come.
On that note, I haven't published a single kids book. So - while I'm calling him out who's the real asshole here?
Anyways, you can buy it here: https://www.amazon.ca/Plot-Against-King-Kash-Patel/dp/1955550123
Or just settle for a review here: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jan/07/trump-fbi-pick-kash-patel-childrens-books