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Pigeon & Patio
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My feeding of the Crows has had the unexpected side effect of making me a saint amongst the pigeons. The crows, they crack the peanuts, leave a lot of crumbs for the pigeons to eat. The pigeons have figured out that when I appear, so do the crumbs.
There's one, I'll call him/her stupid, he/she will swoop down, land, then rush me with as much focus and determination any pigeon has ever had. Once under my feet he/she'll tramp about, look at me, look for crumbs, land on my foot, try and land on my lap, land beside me, I give up and crush a peanut under foot...
This merely encourages him/her.
I must say, I prefer the reticence of the crows, their ultra-cautious approach, always keeping a good 5 feet or more away, although, having watched me not murder said little pesky pigeon they've grown a bit more bold. By the end of summer I'll have one on my shoulder...
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And the patio has been set up and provides yet another obstacle to making a living. Called in to work for Sunday, a certain waitress, all the personality of a garbage truck, has quit, or, but none of my business. She would complain of the slowest of days (fair enough) but you'd come in to a shift after her and find nothing was done. No prep, nada, zilch, she sat on the phone the whole day. So while I'm glad she's gone I'm not thrilled to be working.
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It's the Sunday Mother's Day Market, a very-real possibility it will be busy. Before work I've committed to helping the old Chef buy a car, we go and look at it, a Nissan Infinity, good condition, well looked after, turns out the seller is a customer, he recognizes me; this favours the sale and former Chef makes the purchase. The car, runs good, looks good, probably good, but at the moment I'm a little skeptical, the world at the moment, petrol, Iran, you get it. Maybe this isn't the year to buy a car. But we all go on as normal, fire? what fire? oh....the world. Nobody that I've spoken to has in any way understood the gravity of our situation. Maybe it's me. I'm a bit of a nay-sayer, I mean, I spent NYEve 2000 under my desk, but...well, wait and see....
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The patio, a table, inside the restaurant, a bit busy, maybe a little too much for one person, with the to-go orders and deliveries definitely too much, but the evening passes and I bail at 7:30. This was to be a day off, squandered, and I'm a little nervous as to tonight, tomorrow, the patio, it might be the straw that breaks the camel's back. Already I'm busy enough, tables inside, even on a slow night it's busier than it appears with the phone, to-go orders, deliveries, now - well; we'll see if I can juggle it all, although it might be time to change my schedule to a 10:30-7:30 so that I help the closer with the cross-over duties.
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Painting, little postcards, experiments, trying to get a grasp on the mixed media still within my possession, I need to go to the museum and commit to making some postcards; hand-made one of a kind, one at a time, small profits multiplied with a factory styled approach...
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And having cleaned the apartment for the inspection/heater check up that didn't occur, loathe to make a mess again, reminded of what needs to go, what can stay, and everything that I would use once again mislaid or misfiled and I'm at a loss...
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The weather is fine. Mighty fine, last night thunder and electrical storms, violent lights fragmenting the sky, a fine spring-time show. I do so love a good thunder-shower.
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The Hantavirus
...and this, the trending news, and everyone on Reddit says "don't worry be happy" and while I'm sure they're all right, all qualified disease specialists, all know what they're talking about, I can't help but remember the Coronavirus, the early warning signals from China, the videos, posts, we all knew - if we paid attention and believed it - it was coming - but the handling of it (Canada, fine, USA, not-so-much), and the fact that patients have been transported to the zone of non-competence...
Well...
2020 2.0
28 Years Later: The Bone Temple
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For a "Zombie" film this was surprisingly good. That said, I didn't see the last one (whatever that was), the "Bone Temple" is fabulous and if Ralph Fiennes invites you to a rave you should most definitely attend.
Not going to go on about it as really, it's not that sort of movie. Merely entertainment.
Snap Inspections & Other Grief...
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The neighbours' pigeon, alas, didn't work out. It started flying about her apartment, ignoring the oats and water set out for it, flying into things, landing on picture frames (of which she has many), shitting on walls, typical pigeon behaviour, and when it had enough it left.
I was pretty sure it wasn't going to work out.
Monday, Tuesday, we've become the "Midnight Sushi" joint. Nothing happens all night and then, a quarter to close, they come, 1 to 5 tables, to whittle my time away into the wee hours...
Tuesday night, returning late to my apartment to find a not stuffed in my door advising that they're coming - the Pastor and repair men - to inspect my heating unit.
This is, of course, impossible, my place is quite literal a landslide of art supplies and dishes; a mess, proper-hoarder type scenario, I mean, I was dealing with it as fast as I could, bringing stuff to/taking stuff from the Locker, but - I'm dependant on other's for rides and so it wasn't going exactly quickly. Add to that I was looking at organizing my art supplies in the locker in a way they weren't organized at home. So it was to be a process...
It becomes obvious there is no time for the process. Wednesday, up early and stressed, coffee, breakfast, roll up my sleeves and hit the mess. Not cleaning, per se, more hiding shit in my bedroom, moving garbage from one pile to another. It takes about 4 hours and I'm done, or close enough, everything squared away, a "reasonable", "somebody lives here" sort of mess, my shrine is obvious and should be visible to the pastor, as is the King James Bible I leave on the bookstand to be duly noted as well. I think of opening it to a favourite passage, but I'm trying to keep it in the realm of somewhat plausible...
I got to admit, it kind of feels good. The weight of all these unfinished things swept away and stashed in closets, well, it's good, makes obvious how easily and why my focus is so scattered, a semi-clean apartment (never mind the bedroom has become "the mess" - nothing happens there anyways). Over the next few weeks the mess will move from the closets to the locker where they can be further sorted and categorized, and things can come from the locker to be built upon or sold, this dependancy on other peoples' schedules is a bit of a nightmare but must be endured until I'm driving myself...
...and the days, outside, beautiful, sunny, the sort of weather one should be chomping on nuggets down by the river or bashing at some overhang or striding the forest and digging holes or going down into ancient mines...
Instead, out of my apartment, hiding out at the library until the heat pump has been examined...
Neighbour's new pet...
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The neighbour's texting me, she's got a new pet...
Now you have to know she leaves her door open all day. Keeps the place cool. I do the same, only my place is a mess and I don't want to be judged...
So anyways she's sitting there on the couch and a crow chases a pigeon into her apartment. She chases the crow out, "Your Crow" she accuses me, but the pigeon's not going anywhere.
It's found a ready-made nest in her salad bowl, and she's set out some oats and water for it. This pigeon, it's stumbled into it's best possible life...
"You do know" I tell her as I'm leaving "A bird in the house is an omen of death?"
She's unfussed and loving the attention.
I'm on the rooftop trying to write and have been just discovered by the crows. Unfortunately there's cameras up here, so there will be no peanuts for them today...
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